i hate how i break a sweat every time i try to change the fitted sheet on my mattress.
dammit, i don’t get it though. the thing is a fucking circle and my mattress is so obviously a rectangle. how did it fit before? i just took it off like two hours ago.
ugh every time i try to spread the thing it just balloons up like one of those rainbow teamwork parachutes from daycare.
this is the only time i ever feel like i’m going to be moved to angry, frustrated tears by housework.
#i’ll just sleep on a naked mattress like some kind of drug addict
i’m actually so high and i literally just broke out into a laughing fit BY MYSELF over this omg i relate SO MUCH
guy…’s tumblr
#i’ll just sleep
my freaking life.